Q1: Do you know what happens when your stomach decides it doesn't like what you ate last night and decides to fold over?

A1: You throw up. Because, dammit, your stomach is folding over. And it doesn't exactly hurt but damn.

Q2: Do you know what happens when there's nothing left?

A2: Your stomach folds anyway because it's stubborn. And you throw up water for the rest of the day.

Q3: You know what happens when all the water is gone?

A3: Your body is unable to send electrolytes to your muscles and you just freeze up.

That don't stop the stomach though. It keeps folding over attempting to reject whatever put me into this mess.

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AAAAND that was how I found myself dragged to hospital for a case of acute food poisoning.

3 days in the hospital and I was out, but boy I don't like needles anymore. They took my blood like everyday! >.< And my left arm with the drip has got this sting in it like some kind of phantom pain... It's nowhere near where the drip needle was put in but it stings there anyway!

So the moral of this story is... Uh... I don't even know what I ate got me this so I guess... Burn all food with a flamethrower, and thoroughly! Better burnt cinders than an antagonistic tummy, right?

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